The Talking Centipede

 

The Talking Centipede     

A
single guy decided life would be more fun
 
if
he had a pet.


So he

went to the pet store
 
and
told the owner
 
that
he wanted to buy an unusual pet.


After

some discussion,
 
he
finally bought a talking centipede,
 
(100-legged
critter),
 
which

came in a little white box
 
to
use for his house.

He
took the box back home,
 
found
a good spot for the box,
 
and
decided he would start off
 
by

taking his new pet
 
to
church with him.

So he
asked the centipede in the box,
   
“Would
you like to go
 
to
church with me today?
 
We
will have a good time.”

But
there was no answer
 
from
his new pet.

This
bothered him a bit,
 
but
he waited a few minutes
 
and
then asked again, 
  
“How about

going
 
to
church with me
 
and
receive blessings?”

But
again,
 
there
was no answer
 
from
his new friend and pet.
 
So

he waited
 
a
few minutes more,
 
thinking

about the situation.

The
guy decided
 
to
invite the centipede
 
one
last time.

This
time
 
he
put his face up against
 
the
centipede’s house and shouted, 
  
“Hey, in
there!
 
Would
you like to go
 
to
church with me
 
and
learn about God?”
 

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ….
 

This
time,
 
a
little voice
 
came

out of the box,
 
“I
heard you the first F****** time!

I’m putting my shoes on!”

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